i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

I’m way too confrontational when I actually have a problem with something…

Whenever professors give fucking bullshit papers like this and the last one I’m much more tempted to tell him to eat a dick than to actually try to write this piece of shit.  Fucking… how is this even a fucking prompt?  What the fuck, man.  Has virtually nothing to do with the class.